Apr 012014

Thank you so much to everyone that entered my first contest!  My husband and I had a lot of fun reading through your responses, and it was nice to be able to sit with him and do this together – thank you each for bringing a little laughter into our home!

We picked out the top five captions that worked best with the photo and made us laugh the hardest!  We then randomly selected one as the winner.  Here are the four runners up, in no particular order:

Right Bunny: “Mmm, mating season”
Left bunny: “I’m getting some tail today!”

Right bunny: “I heard rabbit feet are lucky. Can I rub yours?”
Left bunny: “You’re just trying to get in my fur.”

Orange bunny: I’ve heard a rabbit thats going around laying candy eggs can u do that?
Brown bunny : i can if u give me a little sugar 

left bunny: how did you know I was ovulating?
right bunny: there’s eggs everywhere

and the winning caption is:

eastercontestwinnerHuge congrats to Jordan for coming up with this funny, and naughty caption!  I hope you enjoy your Crystal Delights Bunny Tail Plug!

A few months ago I won a giveaway that featured an adorable Bunny Tail Plug from Crystal Delights (along with another beautiful plug and some lube samples).  When I told my husband what I won, he just shook his head.  The idea of any tail was a big turn off to him, so I set it aside and decided I would hold onto it, knowing someone else would really love to have this plug.  Beautiful as it is, it doesn’t have a place in our sex life, so I’m passing it along to someone who would be able to appreciate it!


Here’s a little more information about it, taken directly from Crystal Delights’ website:

Crystal Delights introduces our newest innovation!  You loved our original bunny tail that is firmly attached to our amazing Borosilicate glass plug, but NOW you can have the best of both worlds, our bunny tail AND the ability to detach it! This makes cleaning a breeze and lets you switch out which tail you want to wear today! This new cute little tail has a Neodymium, Super Magnet that attaches it firmly to the plug.  Because of the magnet strength we suggest that you just slide it to the side to remove the tail from the plug rather than pulling it off. Tails are fragile and we don’t suggest pulling on them. We will be adding this magnetic feature to some of our longer, swishier tails in the near future, as well as adding a line of just magnetic tails without the plug. This will let you pick and choose the tail you want to wear to fit your spirit that day. Magnetic Bunny Tails are currently only available in three colors; Pink, White and Black.

The Crystal Minx Tail is Winner of the 2013 XBiz  Award for “Best Non-Powered Pleasure Product” & 2012 AVN Award for “Best Fetish Product” of the Year!

The Crystal Minx Tail with a Crystal Delights Plug is perfect to become someone’s extra-special pet with an extra-special toy. A Crystal Delights clear Borosilicate glass butt plug has been attached to a tail made of real fur, making for an anal toy that will feel as good to pet as it does to wear. Beware of hounds while wearing. Designed for the perfect passionate interlude, whether alone or with a partner, the slender stem glides down to a flared base, ensuring the plug is comfortable once inserted and is safe to use. The flared base keeps the toy safely outside of the body, enabling it to be retrieved, guided, and removed anytime you wish.

  • Made in the USA of carefully crafted Borosilicate Glass
  • Smooth Body-Safe Materials • Natural and Eco-Friendly • Phthalates Free and Non-Toxic
  • Great for temperature play (read care & use for proper warming and cooling)
  • Adorned with beautiful Swarovski (27mm) crystal elements, stunning vintage medallions from the Czech Republic, or foxy, fluffy tails for that wilder side
  • All toys are unique (every one is individually handcrafted)
  • Every piece* is presented as a luxury piece of glass art, in a beautiful handmade black brocade pouch
  • Each creation is individually inspected and certified with a unique ID Number when packaged
  • Comes with embossed, hand signed, authentic Original Crystal Delights Erotic Art documentation

Highly skilled artisans, using techniques they have cultivated through years of experience and training, design each beautifully crafted piece. Then each glass sculpture is adorned with a genuine Swarovski element crystal embedded in its base, or a gorgeous vintage glass medallion, even a foxy, fluffy tail – offering a visually stunning experience for the wearer or the viewer. Every Crystal Delights erotic art piece* is individually inspected and then wrapped in its own custom “Made in America” protective pouch for safekeeping, but you may just want to leave it out in order to admire its beauty! * Tails do not come with a pouch; it would damage the tail (see care & use for storage suggestions)

Glass Plug Specifications (all specifications are approximate)

Weight oz


Inst. Length

Bulb Width





Sound like something you’re interested in?  It’s easy to enter!  Caption the image below, and write it in the comments.  It can be as funny, cute, or dirty as you’d like it to be!  Each day (from now, until April 16th) you can come back and write a new caption.  You’re limited to one caption each day.  My husband and I will select our top five favorite captions, and will randomly select one as the winner!



  • There is one prize for one winner (a Crystal Minx Magnetic Bunny Tail Plug in white)
  • Giveaway is open from April 2nd through April 18th 
  • You may enter once per day, for a total of 15 entries
  • Open Worldwide, outside of US pays shipping
  • I’m responsible for shipping the item
  • The winner will be emailed once the giveaway has ended and will have one week to respond before another winner is chosen.

  52 Responses to “Caption This: Easter Giveaway! Winner Announced!”

  1. Bunny on the left: Eek!
    Bunny on the right: Shit! What am I doing?

  2. Left bunny: “Am I doing this right?”
    Right bunny: “Oh my gosh this is awesome!”

  3. Right bunny: “So I keep hearing this term ‘screw like rabbits’…”
    Left bunny: “It’s not all it’s cracked up to be”

  4. Right bunny: “Um, so I think you’re super cute.”
    Left bunny: “Can you get out of my bubble?”

  5. Left bunny: Eskimo kisses are weird.
    Right bunny: We’re totally going with the French on this one.

  6. Bunny on the right: OOOOH! CARROT! *nom nom nom*
    Bunny on the left: Well he is excited today…

  7. Right bunny: “Hey! Have you seen my carrots? They’re missing.”

    Left bunny: “Why are you asking me?”

  8. Right Bunny: “Mmm, mating season”
    Left bunny: “I’m getting some tail today!”

  9. Right: “Is that tail real, or is it from Crystal Delights?”
    Left: “Check it for yourself, handsome”

  10. Right Bunny: “I am going to kiss you!”
    Left Bunny: “Opf… you got my nose.”

  11. Right bunny: “I like your ears.”

    Left bunny: “Really,these old things?”

  12. Left bunny: Done with the puns yet?
    Right bunny: I was trying to think of another, but I carrot!

  13. The bunny on the left: So…THIS is that “kissing” those puny human beings in those boxes are talking about?
    The bunny on the right: Well this is akward…

  14. Left bunny: “Do you want to see my carrot?”
    Right bunny: “Only if we can share it.”

  15. Right bunny: “This is called an eskimo kiss.”
    Left bunny: “We are not eskimos.”

  16. Right bunny: “If you like it then you need to put a ring on it.”
    Left bunny: “How many carrots?”

  17. Bunny on the left: Why is he so close to my face! My bubble space!
    Bunny on the right: *sniff sniff* I smell carrot. He must have ate carrot. I no have carrot. I want carrot. Must rob.

  18. Right bunny: “Tell me the truth! You shared Ben’s carrot with him, didn’t you?!”

    Left bunny: “Just the tip.”

  19. Right bunny: “You think you can take this carrot ears deep?”

    Left bunny: “Oh, I think it’ll fit just by a hare.”

  20. Speech Bubble
    Bunny on the left: What? You want a piece of me?
    Bunny on the right: No you dumbo. You’re not even tasty. Gimme that carrot you’re hidding under your butt before I smack you.

  21. Right bunny “Hello gorgeous”
    Left bunny “Hoppit. I’m waiting for the Energizer bunny”

  22. Left bunny: “Does my nose feel normal to you?”

    Right bunny: “No, we have to get you to a doctor right away!”

  23. Left bun: Did you see out my new tail?
    Right bun: I didn’t think it was always white..

  24. Left Bunny: “Ow! You’re pinching me! Just pull the stinger out!”
    Right Bunny: “Serve’s you right. I tried to tell you that wasn’t what ‘Bugs Bunny’ meant, but you wouldn’t listen!”

  25. Right bunny: “I saw humans with tails like ours but then they came right off!”

    Left bunny: “You should let me check yours to make sure it’s secure.”

  26. that was fast,
    hey one is still errect

  27. Right bunny: “I heard rabbit feet are lucky. Can I rub yours?”

    Left bunny: “You’re just trying to get in my fur.”

  28. Orange bunny: I’ve heard a rabbit thats going around laying candy eggs can u do that?
    Brown bunny : i can if u give me a little sugar :)

  29. Right bunny: “Hey, I see you eating lots of carrots all day. What do you need such good eyesight for anyway?”

    Left bunny: “To admire your beautiful tail.”

  30. Right bunny: “Do you listen to hip hop?”

    Left bunny: “Yeah, I like the way it thumps.”

  31. Right Bunny: What are you looking for?
    Left Bunny: A hareplane 😉

    Sorry lol thats so bad

  32. Speech Bubble

    Bunny on the left: Mommy! Kiss kiss!
    Bunny on the right: There, there. *SMOOCH*

  33. Dark bunny: She doesn’t know it yet…but she’s going to love being bound up and spanked…

    Light bunny: Aw, I love a guy who’s a little shy!

  34. Left bunny: “Did you hear that jesus was coming back?”

    Right bunny: “Mmm, chocolate.”

  35. Right bunny: *sniff, sniff, sniff…* “I think I smell Cadbury eggs.”
    Left bunny: *thinks* “Oh know, he knows!”

  36. Left: You’re no bunny until…
    Right: Some bunny loves you.

  37. Left: Is this gonna hurt?
    Right: No, trust me baby. Just relaaaax… 😉

  38. left bunny: how did you know I was ovulating?
    right bunny: there’s eggs everywhere

  39. Left: Oh god is this going to hurt?
    Right: Gonna get it innnn

  40. Left: So I heard humans want to have tails too..
    Right: Butt where do they put them?

  41. Left rabbit: Can I help you?

    Right rabbit: Do you have time to hear about our lord and savior Jesus Christ this Easter?

  42. Left: You have spare batteries?
    Right:This rabbit is self powered no batteries required .

  43. left bunny: I’m so embarrassed
    right bunny: that chicken just saw you lay an egg!

  44. Left Bunny: I wonder if redheads really are more wild in bed…

    Right Bunny: …oh yeah…

  45. #1 Wana make the beast with the three tails?

    #2 Steve, Its Jim what kinda grass you eating?

  46. Left: Together at last <3
    Right: Ready to go on our bunnymoon!

  47. Right: Oh my god this is so romantic, I can’t believe we’re finally kissing! Second date for sure.
    Left: …her breath smells…

  48. Right: I heard you wanted a rabbit in the hole… Well, I’m here.
    Left: It’s okay, this Crystal Minx Bunny Tail plug is doing the job 😉

  49. Oh man…I really want that plug. Have you got a winner yet?

  50. Left: Silly bunny, kisses are for…
    Right: Smooch!

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