1. If my sex life were a film, it would be rated _R_ . Enough that it’s not suitable for children, but could use a little more steam!
2. I got a body for _cuddles__ and a face for _kissing_ . Aww, how sweet! 
3. It’s extremely sexy when a guy/girl _smiles_ . Nothing is sexier than seeing someone happy!
4. Doing _the dishes_ naked makes me _wet_ . Truly, it does. I’m horrible about keeping the water in the sink and with no clothes on to soak it up…
5. In the morning, I am always _masturbating_ . Ah, nothing like an orgasm before leaving the sheets!
6. I would love to _blow my man_ in the _middle of him getting tattooed_ . Bizarre right? Totally odd fantasy! At least we always get tattooed at home, maybe someday it will come true!
Bonus: Roses are ____ , Violets are ____ , YOU CREATE THE REST OF THE POEM
Roses are cliche
Violets are dumb
They just die away
and can’t make me cum
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Love reading everyone’s poems! #4 – Esp if someone is right up against you behind.
Great TMI Tuesday post!