TMI Tuesday: Porn, Sex, Etc.

http://xkcd.com/487/

1. What sex act have you seen in porn videos/films and have never done but want to do? (Describe act or post a link).

I’m going to be the odd one here when I say we don’t really watch porn.  There are still some positions I’d like to try with my husband, but they’ve come from my own fantasies and aren’t based on something I’ve already seen.

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2. A lot of porn is remakes of old ideas. It’s difficult to be creative in porn because it’s all basically about the same thing. Everyone is starved for ideas, and if some new idea is successful, it’s immediately swamped by knock-offs. Do you have an idea for something even a little bit new in porn?

A good story line?  I’m so lame when it comes to porn!  I don’t just want to watch people fucking, I want to truly believe that there’s an actual connection between them and it sounds like most of porn has horrible acting apart from the actual sex.

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3. Whilst ideally we’d all like to say our partner provides us with the best orgasms, what’s really making you see stars?
a) masturbation
b) sex toys
c) my partner(s)

Without hesitation the answer is C.  I provide myself with some awesome orgasms through masturbation (usually using toys), but nothing gives me a stronger orgasm than oral sex.

4. Have you ever ‘cheated’ on your partner, and did they know/find out? Would you want someone to tell you if your partner was ‘cheating’? Define what you consider ‘cheating’.

I think cheating can be defined a number of ways.  I would feel that my husband was cheating on me if he did something with someone and felt the need to hide it from me.  If you’re hiding something you know it’s wrong.  I’ve never cheated on anyone before as I don’t see the need to and I would absolutely want someone to tell me if my husband was.

Bonus: Give us 2-3 erotic paragraphs incorporating the following words in your story(ette): Magnificent, Nero, Licks, Hard, Nipples. (And no, you can’t use them all in one sentence).

It never takes long for you to turn me on.  Just the thought of you sends electricity to my nipples and warms my sweet spot.  The magnificent way you always know just how to please me; your gentle licks, teasing nibbles…these thoughts always ruin my concentration.  It’s so hard to focus on anything apart from you, Nero; my king, my everything…so I think tonight my dreams will be only of you.