Thank you to The Sin Doll for this week’s regular TMI Tuesday questions. We know that you are all sexy, all the time but…

1. Create your perfect job. What do you do?

I would work from home.  Ideally, I would love to do something that sparks creativity.  I love making things and wish I could find a way to make some money doing something I love while still being able to stay at home with my children.

2. What person has changed you for the better?

My children.  Each one of them have helped me learn to be a better person in one way or another.  I’ve learned so much from them.

3. Cat person or dog person?

Cat, all the way!  I love big, fat, lazy, lovey cats!  Wish I had one!

4. Who is your favorite relative? Why?

Apart from the family I created myself, it would be my grandmother.  She’s one of the strongest women I know and a lot of my personality comes from her.

5. Mop the floor or iron clothes?

Mop the floor.  I only iron when it comes to making things, not doing laundry.

6. Which would you rather have, a swimming pool or a gardener? Why?

Swimming pool!  I love swimming and would go in a pool daily if I owned one.

You know I had to throw some sexy at ya...

Bonus: Are you better at giving oral sex or receiving oral sex?

Giving, all the way!  I love taking my time and really making it blow his mind!  It gives me a sense of pride knowing I’m able to bring him so much pleasure.

1. What type of vehicle do you use regularly? Truck, car, bike, etc.

We have a minivan ’cause we’re super cool like that.  Or because we have three kids, one or the other.

2. Do you use public transportation–bus, train, metro/subway, cab? How often?

I’ve only used public transportation a couple times in my life, it’s just not necessary for us.

3. Have you ever had sex in/on public transportation? Tell us about it?

I haven’t used public transportation since I lost my virginity.

4. I know most of you have had sex in a car or truck but how many times have you had sex in your present vehicle?

Sadly, we have not broken in our van (we got it back in February) because we’re almost never in it without at least our youngest daughter.

5. When was the last time you had sex in  car or truck type vehicle? Was it with a known person or a stranger?

Probably around March of 2011 was the last time we had actual sex in the vehicle.  I was quite pregnant with our daughter and we haven’t been able to since she was born.

6. Have you ever had sex on a bicycle or motorcycle?

No, but it’s something I hope to someday cross off the list! (motorcycle)

7. Stick shift or manual? Why?

Manual.  It’s just easier.

8. Ever had sex on the hood of a car? (Hood = The part of a car that covers the engine and that can be raised. The British word is bonnet.)

Once I did, while we were parked at a public beach at night.

Bonus: You are walking down the street. A very sexy and nude person (gender of your choice) pulls up next to you in their shiny new Mercedes Benz, they lower the window and say, “Do you want to ride in my Mercedes?” What do you do? Tell us what you want to do on that ride?

I would blush in extreme embarrassment and shyly decline.  I’m a happily married woman and I don’t think my husband would appreciate it!

Bonus, bonus: What is the sexiest thing you have ever done in a vehicle?

Sitting in the middle seat, teasing my husband to the point he couldn’t stand it and then giving him a blowjob while we were going down the road.  It was a huge fantasy we both didn’t know we shared and it became a weekly thing for quite a while!  Sadly, we had to get a different vehicle and the van seats are just too far apart to make it work.

The Men of TMI Tuesday

 

1. Advizor: http://advizortoall.blogspot.com
I once overheard in a bathroom, “There is nothing as over-rated as sex or under-rated as a good bowel movement.” Discuss.

- I think prior to having sex a lot of people made it sound like it was all fireworks and amazingly orgasmic.  Not many people talk about the issues you could have with it, so in the beginning before you’ve had a chance to experience it for yourself, it can sound a little over-rated.  Good bowel movements are good, but I don’t think they’re under-rated.  My husband constantly shares his pleasurable bathroom experiences with me!

2. the late phoenix: http://thelatephoenix.blogspot.com/
Friendship lasts longer than cumming. which of your online friends that you’ve never met would you like to meet in real life? which do you think you could become life-long REAL friends with? Actual friends, like going out to coffee and movies with, gossiping with, kissing on the forehead, hugging, loving.

- I’ve never had a ‘real’ friend as an adult, so it’s hard to imagine actually spending time with someone.  There are lots of fellow bloggers that I get along really well with, and I would hope we’d be friends in ‘real’ life.  Mr. Will, TJ, Reenie, Shadow, Beck….and others…I just love everyone! <3

3. John D Stories: http://www.johndstories.co.uk/
In a parallel universe, who out of your blog or Twitter followers would you most like to spend a steamy evening with? What would you do? Why them?

- My steamy evenings are spent with my husband.  Unless we’re at a spa in a sauna…then I’ll get steamy with all of you!

4. Virtual Sin: http://virtualsin.wordpress.com/
(multi-part question)
a. What method of stimulation (intercourse, oral, manual, toy, whatever) gives you the strongest orgasm?
b. With what method of stimulation do you get the most orgasms?
c. If the answer to a is different from the answer to b, what’s wrong with your life?

- Strongest – Oral
- Most – Clitoral (with a toy)
- Nothing is wrong with my life, my husband isn’t always handy!

5. Jon Pressick: http://sex-in-words.blogspot.com
Would you rather have a life where you only had sex once a year for 2 minutes or where you have to have sex, every day for a minimum of 2 hours?

- Every day for 2 hours!  Think of the weight you’d lose!  I seriously couldn’t have sex that infrequently! 

Bonus:
Nero: https://hersecretlibrary.wordpress.com
Is there anyone on your partner’s side of the family you find hot? If you could hook up with them without anyone finding out (ever!) would you?

- There’s no one on his side of the family I’m attracted to, and even if there was I wouldn’t do anything with them.  I’m more than content with my man! 

 WILL YOU MARRY ME?

1. Do you believe in marriage?

I do.  I feel differently about it than I did years ago, but I still think it’s something meaningful and important.

2. Have you ever proposed marriage or been proposed to marry? What happened?

Honestly, I’ve been married twice, but was only proposed to once.  My ex husband asked me, but my husband decided to take the easy way out.  We were sitting at my mom’s dining room table and he asked me, “If I asked you to marry me, would you say yes?”  I told him I would and he immediately called his mom and told her we were engaged.  It was cute how he acted, be I wish he had truly asked me.

3. What would be your dream way of proposing marriage?

If he had asked me at all, it would have been nice.  Maybe just he and I, at the beach at sunset like we always did together…

4. What would be your nightmarish way of proposing marriage?

Something extravagant and in front of a lot of people.  I don’t like being the center of attention and that would have really bothered me.

5. Mainstream society has engagement rings; in your opinion, what token should be given to signify engagement?

I actually really like the whole idea of having rings.  Maybe not engagement rings, but to wear rings to signify marriage.  It shows others that you’re taken and I love the whole concept of it.

6. What do you think would have happened to cause someone to have “Will you marry me?” on the back of their caravan?

I’d love to think it was a super romantic thing some man did for his lady, perhaps surprising her as she drove behind him for a special getaway.  But, that probably wasn’t the case.  Perhaps it was a cruel joke his best bud played on he and his girlfriend…that could be awkward!

Bonus: Tell us about someone you would have proposed to but never had the chance/opportunity.

I wouldn’t have proposed to anyone.  I actually like the tradition of the man asking the lady, but that’s just me!